Sex and Scrabble

I just want to play Scrabble.

No, I don’t want to see a pic of your dick.

No, I won’t describe what I am wearing.

Well I could... but unless paint-covered tracksuit bottoms and a ‘Tank Girl’ T- Shirt with toothpaste stains get you going I hardly think this conversation is worth anyone’s time.

How big are my tits?

I’ve just got a seven letter word, you prick!

Suck on that.